Class List
DOLLAR STORE DOMINATION 101: Kink on a Budget
It’s been said that with enough imagination (and lube), anything can be a sex toy. Kink must be consensual but must not be costly. Creativity is king, and you can give a beautiful beating on a budget. This class will help you get more bang for your buck by making use of over 101 items found at your friendly neighborhood dollar store! This class is excellent for beginner and veteran cent saving sadists and will cover several different types of play, creativity with pervertibles, DIY, safety, and more.
- Virtual or In Person
- In-Person Equipment Required: Electric, table, dark room, and screen for computer and projector.
CHAIN FISTING
Yep. It’s what it sounds like. The chain is inserted into a lower orifice, link by link, until it forms a fist-like ball inside the body. How to do it and how to do it safely. Simultaneous ASL interpreting by the demo bottom is available upon request.
- In-Person or Virtual depending on the TOS of the platform
- Nudity and penetration are involved.
- In-Person Equipment Required: Something with stirrups or a massage table, a chair, and a small low table for set up; towels for the cleanup.
- In-Person Equipment Requested: Puppy pads
- This is a fairly short class, approx 45min - 1hr
WHAT’S MY AGE AGAIN? Age Play 101
If you want to learn about All The Small Things, this class is for you. Or maybe you’re curious about the psychology behind age play; you’re also welcome. Myths and misconceptions about age play will be addressed and dispelled. Bigs, littles, middles, brats, and other types of age play identities will be discussed and defined, as will sexual vs. non-sexual play. Grab your blankie and bring your stuffie and join us because if you don’t, you’ll gets a spanking!
- Virtual or In Person
- In-Person Equipment Required: Electric, table, darkened room, and screen for computer and projector
BRATTY DADDIES: What the hell?!?
Brats are submissive rule-breakers, daddies are dominants who make the rules so … what the hell? What is a bratty daddy? Who are they? How do you resolve the dichotomy between those two labels? What rules will be broken, and who decided those rules anyway? Learn about the creative chaotic good of the kink world. Taught by the pied piper of brats himself, The Rabbi.
- Virtual or In Person
- In-Person Equipment Required: Electric, table, darkened room and screen for computer and projector
INSTRUMENTS OF ASS PERCUSSION: Introduction to Body Drumming
Body drumming is a form of massage-like rhythmic impact play where the drummer hits the receiver with drumsticks of different textures, sizes, and shapes in sync with the music, in conjunction with sensory deprivation via headphones and blindfold to create the illusion to the receiver that their own body is the musical instrument creating the sounds. Body drumming can be sensual, sadistic, or even orgasmic. The class will cover technique, equipment needed, music selection, and more.
- Virtual or In Person
- In-Person Equipment Required: Massage table, electric, table, dark room, and screen for computer and projector.
- In-Person Equipment Requested: Access to in-house/room sound system.
How to quit stalling and EMBRACE PONY PLAY with unbridled enthusiasm
Hay you! Put on your horseshoes, get out of the barn, and get into the show ring. Pet play, specifically pony play, can be intimidating. In this class, we will demystify some of the *mane* concepts of pony play, including equipment, handling/training, safety/consent, and different pony play scenes. Do you want to know if you are a dressage pony, cart pony, hunter/jumper, or breeding stock? Are you an Arabian, Clydesdale, or Shetland pony? We will discuss how those labels within your pony identity can be reflected in your play. Once you learn about pony play, your neigh will turn into a yay!
- Taught by LilPonyBites with The Rabbi co-teaching.
- Virtual or In Person
- In-Person Equipment Required: Electric, table, darkened room and screen for computer and projector
UNFORGETTABLE FIRE: The 3-2-1 of Fire Play
Since the dawn of humankind, fire has fascinated man. For cooking, creating, and even destruction. Now we use it for funky ass kinky shit. Learn safe fire play, including beginner-level skills like wanding, drumming, mousse, and cupping, more intermediate skills like sparklers and flash cotton, and touch on the more advanced fire play like Mongolian fire cupping, hotboxing, and more! Everything you need to make your fire scene unforgettable. Safety and consent are covered as well. If there's time, we're making s'mores!
- In-Person ONLY
- Open flame involved
- Equipment Required: Safe space for fire, 2x 6ft table, massage table, water to fill buckets. Four 100% cotton hand towels; additional equipment may need to be provided depending on travel arrangements.
- This could be broken up into two classes, a beginning fire play, and an advanced fire play class.
EVER *WONDER* ABOUT D.I.S.C. THEORY?
As created in mental health, DISC stands for Dominance, Inducement, Submission, and Compliance. So the connection to kink is pretty straightforward...but where does Wonder Woman factor into your mental health and relationships? How does this theory work with other better-known psychological concepts? Freud? Transactional Theory? The Five Love Languages? No lasso of truth is needed to get the answers to how they’re all connected and how to make DISC work for you.
- Virtual or In Person
- In-Person Equipment Required: Electric, table, dark room, and screen for computer and projector
ELECTRIC MAYHEM: Electroplay with Violet / Neon Wand
You can see it, it's electric! You gotta feel it, it's electric! The violet/neon is a versatile tool for electric play. They are used for the application of low current, high voltage, high-frequency, electricity to the body. This class covers how to get charged up about your electroplay with a variety of probes. It shouldn’t come as a shock but safety and consent are covered in class as well. Can you picture that?
- Virtual or In-Person
- In-Person Equipment Required: Massage table; 6 ft table; Electric, table, darkened room and screen for computer and projector
ELECTRIC MAYHEM 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO - Electroplay Beyond the Violet Wand
In the first electric mayhem class, we rocked down to electric avenue, and now we’ll take it higher. E-Stim, TENS units, stun guns, Electreat, Electric Acupuncture Devices, DIY, and more. As always, safety and consent are covered as well. Electric Mayhem 1 Class is helpful, but not a prerequiste.
- Virtual or In-Person
- In-Person Equipment Required: Massage table; 6 ft table; Electric table, darkened room and screen for computer and projector.
LEAVE YOUR MARK: Cell Popping, Quills, and Gua Sha
Three somewhat obscure types of play leave interesting and perhaps decorative marks on your partner. Cell popping is sometimes called devil’s fire or micro branding and can be used for longer-term bodily decoration. Quills come from a porcupine and leave holes in the skin when removed. Gua Sha is a form of Chinese massage sometimes called spooning or coining that leaves decorative bruising. Safety, consent, materials needed and more will be covered.
- Virtual or In-Person
- In-Person Equipment Required: Massage table; 6 ft table; Electric, table, darkened room and screen for computer and projector
- Cell popping can be done with or without open flame.
- Quills do draw blood.
- Violet Wand branding could be substituted for any of the others if need be.
- The class is intended to be 1.5 hours but could be split into three short classes, with generous time for attendees to experience.
GET STUCK ON QUILLS
Quilling has been around for ages but has become a lost art. Learn how to use porcupine quills for pain, pleasure, and possibly to make something pretty. While often compared to needle play, this is an entirely different animal as quills are organic and barbed. Safety, consent, materials needed and more will be covered.
- Virtual or In-Person
- In-Person Equipment Required: Massage table; 6 ft table; Electric, table, darkened room and screen for computer and projector
- Quills do draw blood.
- This is a fairly short class, approx 45min - 1hr
I Got a Case of BODY LANGUAGE - Reading Your Bottom In A Scene
How do you craft your scene when your bottom is non-verbal, whether it is from a gag, hood, subspace or just shyness? How do restraints change body language? We'll cover this topic from the head, shoulders, knees, and toes, so you'll be in the know when things are going well or not so well.
- In-Person or Virtual
- This class is heavy on audience participation
- In-Person Equipment Required: electric, darkened room, and screen for computer and projector.
- In-Person Equipment Requested: St Andrews Cross,
PERFECT STRANGERS: Negotiating Scenes With Strangers at Cons and Dungeons
Does the idea of playing with strangers have you saying, “Don't be ridiculous!“ Whether it's a large event or local pick-up play, playing with strangers presents a certain challenge but can be a rewarding, fun, and sexy experience. How to get the consent you want and need. How to be safe. How to have fun. Yep, that’s this class.
- Virtual or In Person
- In-Person Equipment Required: Electric, table, darkened room, and screen for computer and projector
- This can make for a great VIRTUAL CLASS before your IN PERSON event.
BEAT ON THE BRAT: The Brat Archetype in BDSM
Brats and batting are frequently and unjustly frowned upon in the kink community. This class discusses the who, what, when why, and how of bratting and debunks myths surrounding brats. We'll talk about how to be a brat and not an asshole; and how to be a better brattier brat. Taught by the pied piper of brats himself, The Rabbi.
- Virtual or In Person
- In-Person Equipment Required: Electric, table, darkened room, and screen for computer and projector.
THE MAGIC OF KNIFE PLAY: Sensual Knife Play 101
Knife play is a very deep form of fear play. Cuts like a knife? Nah, Suck on that Bryan Adams! Sensual, scary, and sexy without the scars. Learn how to do sleight of hand and magically get into someone’s head and fear the blade. Safety, consent, materials needed and more will be covered.
- Virtual or In Person
- In-Person Equipment Requested: Massage table, electric, table, darkened room, and screen for computer and projector
ASL FOR KINK
Sure, we all know *that* sign, but what about the rest? Not just for just the deaf and hard of hearing but also for the gagged. Taught by LilPonyBites, a hearing individual with a degree in ASL and who works with deaf people daily in a professional setting.
- Taught by LilPonyBites
- Virtual or In-Person
THE PERVERT'S GUIDE TO PERVERTABLES
Whether you use them because you're on a budget, because there is no kinky equivalent, or because you're a brat and like to use things for other than their intended purposes, with enough imagination (and lube), anything can be pervertable. Creativity is king. This class will cover how and where to find them and how to use them safely. Taught by the prince of the pervertable, The Rabbi.
- Virtual or In Person
- In-Person Equipment Required: Electric, table, darkened room, and screen for computer and projector.
- This class overlaps with Dollar Store Domination and Goodwill Hunting and would not be good at the same event as the others.
GOODWILL HUNTING: Finding and Using Pervertibles
GOODWILL HUNTING - Finding and using pervertibles With enough imagination (and lube) anything can be pervertable. What can you hunt down at your local thrift shop, around the house, or elsewhere to pervert for your kinky needs? How do you make sure it’s safe? Do you keep it intact or upcycle it into your own unique toys? If you have questions, this class has answers! How do you like dem apples?
- Virtual or In Person
- In-Person Equipment Required: Electric, table, darkened room, and screen for computer and projector
ONE GIRL, TEN CUPS - Cupping in Ten Ways
You’re probably familiar with glass fire cupping, but what about Mongolian Fire Cupping? Silicone? Stone? Bamboo? Safety and consent are covered.
- In-Person ONLY
- Equipment Required: Safe space for fire, 2x 6ft table, massage table, water to fill buckets. Four 100% cotton hand towels.
- Additional equipment may need to be provided depending on travel arrangements.
- Flame needed
WHEN ILLNESS AFFECTS YOUR POWER EXCHANGE: Coping At Your Physical Worst
What happens when illness affects your power exchange? How does one maintain the dynamic when serious health issues change your body isn’t as willing as it once was.
- Virtual or In Person
- The class was created with another kinkster (to be named later) and ideally would be taught together but can be done solo when that’s not possible
- In-Person Equipment Required: Electric, table, darkened room, and screen for computer and projector
INTRO TO IMPACT
Safety and consent covered.
- In-Person Only
- In-Person Equipment Required: massage table, electric, table, darkened room, and screen for computer and projector
CIGAR SERVICE
- Taught by LilPonyBites
- Virtual or In Person
- In-Person Equipment Required: Electric, table, darkened room, and screen for computer and projector
WAX ECSTATIC: Wax Play
Wax Play. Safety and consent covered.
- Virtual or In Person
- In-Person Equipment Required: massage table, electric, table, darkened room, and screen for computer and projector
BAG BRAG: A round table show and tell
Bring your play bag and participate in a show and tell.
- In-Person Only
- In-Person Equipment Required: massage table, electric, table, darkened room, and screen for computer and projector