Class List
DOLLAR STORE DOMINATION 101: Kink on a Budget
It’s been said that with enough imagination (and lube), anything can be a sex toy. Kink must be consensual but must not be costly. Creativity is king, and you can give a beautiful beating on a budget. This class will help you get more bang for your buck by using over 101 items found at your neighborhood dollar store! This class is excellent for beginner and veteran cent-saving sadists and will cover several types of play, creativity with pervertibles, DIY, safety, and more.
- TAUGHT BY: The Rabbi, with assistance from LilPonyBites
- LOCATION: Virtual or In Person
- LENGTH: 1.5 Hours
- IN-PERSON EQUIPMENT REQUIRED: Access to electricity, and a darkened room.
- IN-PERSON EQUIPMENT REQUESTED: Projector and screen
- WARNINGS: This class overlaps with Perverts Guide to Pervertables and would not be good at the same event.
WHAT’S MY AGE AGAIN? Age Play 101
If you want to learn about All The Small Things, this class is for you. Or maybe you’re curious about the psychology behind age play; you’re also welcome. Myths and misconceptions about age play will be addressed and dispelled. Bigs, littles, middles, brats, and other types of age play identities will be discussed and defined, as will sexual vs. non-sexual play. Grab your blankie, bring your stuffie, and join us because if you don’t, you’ll gets a spanking!
- TAUGHT BY: The Rabbi, with assistance from LilPonyBites
- LOCATION: In-Person or Virtual
- LENGTH: 1.5 Hours
- IN-PERSON EQUIPMENT REQUIRED: Access to electricity and a darkened room.
- IN-PERSON EQUIPMENT REQUESTED: Projector and screen.
- WARNINGS: None
- OTHER: Class has been taught for ASSECT CEU's
CHAIN FISTING
Yep. It’s what it sounds like. The chain is inserted into a lower orifice, link by link until it forms a fist-like ball inside the body. How to do it and how to do it safely. Simultaneous ASL interpreting by the demo bottom is available upon request.
- TAUGHT BY: The Rabbi, with demo bottom LilPonyBites
- LOCATION: In-Person or Virtual
- LENGTH: 1 - 1.5 Hours
- IN-PERSON EQUIPMENT REQUIRED: Something with stirrups or a massage table, a chair, and a small low table for set up; towels for the cleanup.
- IN-PERSON EQUIPMENT REQUESTED: Puppy pads, additional towels, drop cloth, and/or similar
- WARNINGS: Class involves nudity and penetration. If taught virtually, please be aware of the TOS of the platform.
INSTRUMENTS OF ASS PERCUSSION: Introduction to Body Drumming
Body drumming is a form of massage-like rhythmic impact play where the drummer hits the receiver with drumsticks of different textures, sizes, and shapes in sync with the music, in conjunction with sensory deprivation via headphones and blindfold to create the illusion to the receiver that their own body is the musical instrument creating the sounds. Body drumming can be sensual, sadistic, or even orgasmic. The class will cover technique, equipment needed, music selection, and more.
- TAUGHT BY: The Rabbi, with demo bottom LilPonyBites
- LOCATION: In-Person or Virtual
- LENGTH: 1.5 Hours
- IN-PERSON EQUIPMENT REQUIRED: Massage table, Access to electricity, and a darkened room.
- IN-PERSON EQUIPMENT REQUESTED: Access to in-house/room sound system, projector, and screen.
- WARNINGS: None
ELECTRIC MAYHEM: Electroplay with Violet / Neon Wand
You can see it; it's electric! You gotta feel it; it's electric! The violet/neon wand is a versatile tool for electric play. They are used to apply low-current, high-voltage, high-frequency electricity to the body. This class covers how to get charged up about your electro-play with various probes. It shouldn’t come as a shock, but safety and consent are also covered in class. Can you picture that?
- TAUGHT BY: The Rabbi, with demo bottom LilPonyBites
- LOCATION: In-Person or Virtual
- LENGTH: 1.5 Hours
- IN-PERSON EQUIPMENT REQUIRED: Massage table; 6 ft table, Access to electricity, and a darkened room.
- IN-PERSON EQUIPMENT REQUESTED: Projector and screen.
- WARNINGS: None
ELECTRIC MAYHEM 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO - Electroplay Beyond the Violet Wand
We rocked down to Electric Avenue in the first electric mayhem class, and now we’ll take it higher. E-Stim, TENS units, stun guns, Electreat, electric acupuncture devices, scat mat, DIY, and more. As always, safety and consent are covered as well. Electric Mayhem 1 Class is helpful but not a prerequisite.
- TAUGHT BY: The Rabbi, with demo bottom LilPonyBites
- LOCATION: In-Person or Virtual
- LENGTH: 1.5 Hours
- IN-PERSON EQUIPMENT REQUIRED: Massage table; 6 ft table, access to electricity and a darkened room.
- IN-PERSON EQUIPMENT REQUESTED: projector and screen.
- WARNINGS: None
UNFORGETTABLE FIRE: The 3-2-1 of Fire Play
Since the dawn of humankind, fire has fascinated man. For cooking, creating, and even destruction. Now learn to use it for kinky shit. Learn safe fire play, including beginner-level skills like wanding, drumming, mousse, and cupping, more intermediate skills like sparklers and flash cotton, and touch on the more advanced fire play like Mongolian fire cupping, hotboxing, and more! Everything you need to make your fire scene unforgettable. Safety and consent are covered as well. And if there's time, we're making s'mores!
- TAUGHT BY: The Rabbi, with demo bottom LilPonyBites
- LOCATION: In-Person ONLY
- LENGTH: 1.5 - 2 Hours
- IN-PERSON EQUIPMENT REQUIRED: Safe space for fire, 2x 6ft table, massage table, water to fill buckets. Four 100% cotton hand towels, Access to electricity and a darkened room.
- IN-PERSON EQUIPMENT REQUESTED: Computer, projector and screen.
- WARNINGS: Open flame involved. The equipment for this class does not fly well. If air transportation is involved, arrangements for equipment may need to be facilitated.
- OTHER: This could be broken up into two classes: a beginning fire play and an advanced fire play class.
Ever *Wonder* About D.I.S.C. THEORY?
As created in mental health, DISC stands for Dominance, Inducement, Submission, and Compliance. So the connection to kink is pretty straightforward...but where does Wonder Woman factor into your mental health and relationships? How does this theory work with other better-known psychological concepts? Freud? Transactional Theory? The Five Love Languages? No lasso of truth is needed to get the answers to how they’re all connected and how to make DISC work for you!
- TAUGHT BY: The Rabbi, with assistance from LilPonyBites
- LOCATION: In-Person or Virtual
- LENGTH: 1.25 hours
- IN-PERSON EQUIPMENT REQUIRED: Access to electricity and a darkened room.
- IN-PERSON EQUIPMENT REQUESTED: Computer, projector and screen.
- WARNINGS: None
- OTHER: Class has been taught for ASSECT CEU's
BRATTY DADDIES: What the Hell?!?
Brats are submissive rule-breakers, and Daddies are dominants who make the rules, so … what the hell? What is a bratty daddy? Who are they? How do you resolve the dichotomy between those two labels? What rules will be broken, and who decided those rules anyway? Learn about the creative, chaotic good of the kink world. Taught by the pied piper of brats himself, The Rabbi.
- TAUGHT BY: The Rabbi, with assistance from LilPonyBites
- LOCATION: In-Person or Virtual
- LENGTH: 1.5 hour
- IN-PERSON EQUIPMENT REQUIRED: Access to electricity and a darkened room.
- IN-PERSON EQUIPMENT REQUESTED: Computer, projector and screen.
- WARNINGS: To people who don't find the brat identity valid, this can be a very controversial class. Also contains similar content to the Humor In Kink class and having both at the same event may be slightly redundant.
LEAVE YOUR MARK: Cell Popping, Quills, and Gua Sha
Three somewhat obscure types of play leave interesting and perhaps decorative marks on your partner. Cell popping is sometimes called devil’s fire or micro branding and can be used for longer-term bodily decoration. Quills come from a porcupine and leave holes in the skin when removed. Gua Sha is a form of Chinese massage, sometimes called spooning or coining, that leaves decorative bruising. Safety, consent, materials needed, and more will be covered.
- TAUGHT BY: The Rabbi, with demo bottom LilPonyBites
- LOCATION: In-Person or Virtual
- LENGTH: 2 Hours
- IN-PERSON EQUIPMENT REQUIRED: Massage table; 6 ft table; Access to electricity and a darkened room.
- IN-PERSON EQUIPMENT REQUESTED: Computer, projector and screen.
- WARNINGS: Cell popping can be done with or without an open flame. Quills can draw blood. Violet Wand branding could be substituted for any of the others if wanted.
- OTHER: The class is intended to be 1.5 hours but could be split into three short classes, with generous time for attendees to experience.
Get Stuck On QUILLS
Learn how to use quills from the North American porcupine for pain, pleasure, and possibly to make something pretty. While often compared to needle play, this is an entirely different animal as quills are organic and barbed. Safety, consent, materials needed, and more will be covered.
- TAUGHT BY: The Rabbi, with demo bottom LilPonyBites
- LOCATION: In-Person or Virtual
- LENGTH: 1 hour
- IN-PERSON EQUIPMENT REQUIRED: Massage table; 6 ft table; Access to electricity and a darkened room.
- IN-PERSON EQUIPMENT REQUESTED: Gloves, wipes, computer, projector and screen.
- WARNINGS: Quills can draw blood.
How to quit stalling and EMBRACE PONY PLAY with unbridled enthusiasm
Hay you! Put on your horseshoes, leave the barn, and enter the show ring. Pet play, specifically pony play, can be intimidating. In this class, we will demystify some of the *mane* concepts of pony play, including equipment, handling/training, safety/consent, and different pony play scenes. Do you want to know if you are a dressage pony, cart pony, hunter/jumper, or breeding stock? Are you an Arabian, Clydesdale, or Shetland pony? We will discuss how those labels within your pony identity can be reflected in your play. Once you learn about pony play, your neigh will become a yay!
- TAUGHT BY: LilPonyBites, with assistance from The Rabbi
- LOCATION: In-Person or Virtual
- IN-PERSON EQUIPMENT REQUIRED: Access to electricity and a darkened room.
- IN-PERSON EQUIPMENT REQUESTED: Computer, projector and screen.
- WARNINGS: None
HOOF HEARTED: Fall In Love With Pony Play, Hands-On (Pony Play 201)
Hay you! Put on your horseshoes, leave the barn, and enter the show ring. Pet play, specifically pony play, can be intimidating. You fell in love with being a pony, but now what? In this 200-level class, we will be saddling up and shaking the sawdust out of our manes. This class is geared for ponies and/or handlers to add depth to your play. Please note this class will offer hands-on opportunities for participants to get on their hooves and move around.
- TAUGHT BY: LilPonyBites
- LOCATION: In-Person ONLY
- LENGTH: 1.5 hour
- IN-PERSON EQUIPMENT REQUIRED: Access to electricity and a darkened room.
- IN-PERSON EQUIPMENT REQUESTED: Computer, projector and screen.
- WARNINGS: None
I Got a Case of BODY LANGUAGE - Reading Your Bottom In A Scene
How do you craft your scene when your bottom is non-verbal, whether it is from a gag, hood, subspace or just shyness? How do restraints change body language? We'll cover this topic from the head, shoulders, knees, and toes, so you'll be in the know when things are going well or not so well.
- TAUGHT BY: The Rabbi, with assistance from LilPonyBites
- LOCATION: In-Person or Virtual
- LENGTH: 1 - 1.5 Hours
- IN-PERSON EQUIPMENT REQUIRED: Access to electricity and a darkened room.
- IN-PERSON EQUIPMENT REQUESTED: St Andrews Cross, Computer, projector and screen.
- WARNINGS: This class is heavy on audience participation
PERFECT STRANGERS: Negotiating Scenes With Strangers at Cons and Dungeons
Does the idea of playing with strangers have you saying, “Don't be ridiculous!“ Whether it's a large event or local pick-up play, playing with strangers presents a certain challenge but can be a rewarding, fun, and sexy experience. How do you get the consent you want and need? How do you be safe? How do you make sure to have fun still?
- TAUGHT BY: The Rabbi, with assistance from LilPonyBites
- LOCATION: In-Person or Virtual
- LENGTH: 1.5 - 2 Hours
- IN-PERSON EQUIPMENT REQUIRED: Access to electricity and a darkened room.
- IN-PERSON EQUIPMENT REQUESTED: Computer, projector and screen.
- WARNINGS: None
- OTHER: Class has been taught for ASSECT CEU's
- OTHER: This can make for a great VIRTUAL CLASS before your IN-PERSON event.
BEAT ON THE BRAT: The Brat Archetype in BDSM
Brats and bratting are frequently and unjustly frowned upon in the kink community. This class discusses the who, what, when, why, and how of bratting and debunks myths surrounding brats. We'll talk about how to be a brat, not an asshole, and how to be a better brattier brat. Taught by the pied piper of brats himself, The Rabbi.
- TAUGHT BY: The Rabbi, with assistance from LilPonyBites
- LOCATION: In-Person or Virtual
- LENGTH: 1.5 hour
- IN-PERSON EQUIPMENT REQUIRED: Access to electricity and a darkened room.
- IN-PERSON EQUIPMENT REQUESTED: Computer, projector and screen.
- WARNINGS: To people who don't find the brat identity valid, this can be a very controversial class.
THE MAGIC OF KNIFE PLAY: Erotic Knife Play 101
Knife play is a very deep form of fear play. Cuts like a knife? Nah, Suck on that Bryan Adams! Sensual, scary, and sexy without the scars. Learn how to do sleight of hand, magically get into someone’s head, and fear the blade. Safety, consent, materials needed and more will be covered.
- TAUGHT BY: The Rabbi, with demo bottom LilPonyBites
- LOCATION: In-Person or Virtual
- LENGTH: 1 - 1.5 hours
- IN-PERSON EQUIPMENT REQUIRED: Massage table, Access to electricity and a darkened room.
- IN-PERSON EQUIPMENT REQUESTED: Computer, projector and screen.
- WARNINGS: This is NOT a class on cutting. There will be no blood drawn.
ASL FOR KINK
Sure, we all know *that* sign, but what about the rest? Not just for the deaf and hard of hearing but also helpful for people who are gagged or go nonverbal. Learn signs that they won't teach you in a vanilla American Sign Language class but are important to kinksters for consent, negotiation, and other kinky communication. This class is taught by LilPonyBites, a hearing individual with a degree in ASL who has worked with deaf people in a professional setting daily for over a decade. LilPonyBites has also interpreted for numerous kink events, including the Leather Leadership Conference, Cincinnati Leather Contest, and Indiana Pet, Pup, and Handler Contest. Class prerequisite: Basic knowledge of ASL.
- TAUGHT BY: LilPonyBites
- LOCATION: In-Person or Virtual
- LENGTH: 1 - 1.5 Hours
- IN-PERSON EQUIPMENT REQUIRED: None
- IN-PERSON EQUIPMENT REQUESTED: None
- WARNINGS: This class assumes some basic understanding of ASL.
CIGAR SERVICE
Get your smoke on with this introductory cigar class. Picking them out, lighting them, and even the cool, nifty things you can do with them other than "smoke" (and no, we don't just mean that Lewinsky thing).
- TAUGHT BY: LilPonyBites
- LOCATION: In-Person
- LENGTH: 1 Hour
- IN-PERSON EQUIPMENT REQUIRED: Classroom where smoking is permitted. Class being taught outdoors is highly suggested.
- IN-PERSON EQUIPMENT REQUESTED: None
- WARNINGS: Smoking involves open flame.
- OTHER: This class could easily be paired with a cigar social.
BDSM AND THE DSM: The Healing Power Of Kink
The Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders (DSM) is the handbook used by healthcare professionals as the authoritative guide to diagnosing mental disorders. How can kink be used as part of the healing process from conditions found in the DSM? From anxiety, depression, self-harm, neurodiversity, victims of sexual assault, and more. While a therapist teaches this class, this class should not be mistaken for therapy or therapeutic advice.
- TAUGHT BY: The Rabbi, with assistance from LilPonyBites
- LOCATION: In-Person or Virtual
- LENGTH: 1.5 Hour
- IN-PERSON EQUIPMENT REQUIRED: Access to electricity and a darkened room.
- IN-PERSON EQUIPMENT REQUESTED: Computer, projector and screen.
- WARNINGS: This class is taught by a licensed therapist but should NOT be mistaken for therapy or therapeutic advice.
HIT ME BABY, ONE MORE TIME: Intro To Impact
Whips, floggers, canes, paddles, wicked sticks, thumpers, and more! How to hit almost anyone with almost anything. Safety and consent are covered.
- TAUGHT BY: The Rabbi, with assistance from LilPonyBites
- LOCATION: In-Person ONLY
- LENGTH: 1.5 Hours
- IN-PERSON EQUIPMENT REQUIRED: St. Andrews Cross or similar, Access to electricity and a darkened room.
- IN-PERSON EQUIPMENT REQUESTED: Computer, projector and screen.
- WARNINGS: None
THE PERVERT'S GUIDE TO PERVERTABLES
Whether you use them because you're on a budget, because there is no kinky equivalent, or because you're a brat and like to use things for other than their intended purposes, with enough imagination (and lube), anything can be pervertable. Creativity is king. This class will cover how and where to find them and how to use them safely. Taught by the prince of the pervertable, The Rabbi.
- TAUGHT BY: The Rabbi, with assistance from LilPonyBites
- LOCATION: In-Person or Virtual
- LENGTH: 1 hour
- IN-PERSON EQUIPMENT REQUIRED: Access to electricity and a darkened room.
- IN-PERSON EQUIPMENT REQUESTED: Computer, projector and screen.
- WARNINGS: This class overlaps with Dollar Store Domination and Goodwill Hunting and would not be good at the same event.
ADH-D/s: Power Exchange for Squirrels
How can you have a successful power exchange when one side of the slash is diagnosed with ADHD? How can power exchange an ADHD coping skill? Presented by The Rabbi, who has a lifetime of experience with ADHD himself and is a licensed professional counselor and a certified ADHD Assessment and Treatment Practitioner, with his squirrel wrangler LilBit.
- TAUGHT BY: The Rabbi with LilPonyBites
- LOCATION: In-Person or Virtual
- LENGTH: 1.5 hours
- IN-PERSON EQUIPMENT REQUIRED: Access to electricity and a darkened room.
- IN-PERSON EQUIPMENT REQUESTED: Computer, projector and screen.
- WARNINGS: None
WHEN ILLNESS AFFECTS YOUR POWER EXCHANGE: Coping At Your Physical Worst
What happens when your health affects your power exchange? How does one maintain a dynamic your body isn’t as willing as it once was? When serious health issues change you, your dynamic will change as well. How can that happen positively? We don't have all the answers but have lived experience. Listen and learn from two mental health professionals how we have, and still do, navigate this challenge.
- TAUGHT BY: The Rabbi and LilPonyBites
- LOCATION: In-Person or Virtual
- LENGTH: 1.5 Hours
- IN-PERSON EQUIPMENT REQUIRED: Access to electricity and a darkened room.
- IN-PERSON EQUIPMENT REQUESTED: Computer, projector and screen.
- WARNINGS: Trigger warnings for those affected by serious health issues
BAG BRAG: Round Table Show and Tell
Bring your play bag and favorite, most creative, unique, and/or homemade toys to participate in a facilitated show and tell. Swap ideas and learn new tricks with new toys.
- TAUGHT BY: The Rabbi and LilPonyBites
- LOCATION: In-Person ONLY
- LENGTH: 1 hour or longer.
- IN-PERSON EQUIPMENT REQUIRED: None
- IN-PERSON EQUIPMENT REQUESTED: None
- WARNINGS: None
WAX ECSTATIC: Wax Play 101
Here's something automatic, Wax Play. Everything from smudging to dripping, safety and consent are covered.
- TAUGHT BY: The Rabbi, with assistance from LilPonyBites
- LOCATION: In-Person or Virtual
- LENGTH: 1 Hour
- IN-PERSON EQUIPMENT REQUIRED: Massage table, Access to electricity, and a darkened room.
- IN-PERSON EQUIPMENT REQUESTED: Drop cloths, Computer, projector, and screen.
- WARNINGS: Open flame is part of the class
ARE YOU LAUGHING AT ME?: Humor in Kink
Learn how humor can be incorporated into kink and about the Monsters Inc. Theory of Power Exchange. We'll have to add some longer funny descriptions here later, so the class description is more than just one sentence. No, don't actually write that. It's just a reminder we're supposed to do it. No, don't write that either. Stop writing down everything I say! Are you even actually listening to me?
- TAUGHT BY: The Rabbi, with assistance from LilPonyBites
- LOCATION: In-Person or Virtual
- LENGTH: 1.5 Hour
- IN-PERSON EQUIPMENT REQUIRED: Access to electricity and a darkened room.
- IN-PERSON EQUIPMENT REQUESTED: Computer, projector and screen.
- WARNINGS: Contains similar content to the Bratty Daddies class and having both at the same event may be slightly redundant.
Safe, Sane and Consentual ... isn't
Hot take, SSC does more harm than good. How and why?
- TAUGHT BY: The Rabbi, with assistance from LilPonyBites
- LOCATION: In-Person ONLY
- LENGTH: 1.5 hour
- IN-PERSON EQUIPMENT REQUIRED: Access to electricity and a darkened room.
- IN-PERSON EQUIPMENT REQUESTED: Computer, projector and screen. Easel and dry erase board or large note pad
- WARNINGS: Some people aren't going to like this class.
ONE GIRL, TEN CUPS - Cupping in Ten Ways
You’re probably familiar with glass fire cupping, but what about Mongolian Fire Cupping? Silicone? Stone? Bamboo? Safety and consent are covered.
- TAUGHT BY: The Rabbi, with assistance from LilPonyBites
- LOCATION: In-Person ONLY
- LENGTH: 1.5 hour
- IN-PERSON EQUIPMENT REQUIRED: Safe space for fire, 2x 6ft table, massage table, water to fill buckets. Four 100% cotton hand towels. Access to electricity and a darkened room.
- IN-PERSON EQUIPMENT REQUESTED: Computer, projector and screen.
- WARNINGS: Open flame involved. The equipment for this class does not fly well. If air transportation is involved, arrangements for equipment may need to be facilitated.
GOODWILL HUNTING: Finding and Using Second Hand Pervertibles
With enough imagination (and lube), anything can be pervertable. What can you hunt down at your local thrift shop, around the house, or elsewhere to pervert for your kinky needs? How do you make sure it’s safe? Do you keep it intact or upcycle it into your own unique toys? If you have questions, this class has answers! How do you like dem apples?
- TAUGHT BY: The Rabbi, with assistance from LilPonyBites
- LOCATION: In-Person or Virtual
- LENGTH: 1 hour
- IN-PERSON EQUIPMENT REQUIRED: Access to electricity and a darkened room.
- IN-PERSON EQUIPMENT REQUESTED: Computer, projector and screen.
- WARNINGS: This class overlaps with Perverts Guide to Pervertables and would not be good at the same event.
Everything I know about BDSM (I learned from ProWrestling)
Whatcha gonna do, brother, when kink-amania runs wild over you?!?
- TAUGHT BY: The Rabbi, with assistance from LilPonyBites
- LOCATION: In-Person or Virtual
- LENGTH: 1 hour
- IN-PERSON EQUIPMENT REQUIRED: Access to electricity and a darkened room.
- IN-PERSON EQUIPMENT REQUESTED: Computer, projector and screen.
- WARNINGS: None